SUBWAY DOUCHERY: Drummin’ on Buckets
NEW YORK, NY - Oh yeah…after a long day at work, when I’m waiting on the subway platform, there is nothing I enjoy more than two four-alarm-fucking-idiots pounding on paint buckets as hard and fast as they possibly can. One of the best parts is I’m already listening to my favorite playlist titled, “Assholes Banging on Things” So all I have to do is slip off my headphones to fully enjoy the torturous sounds of these two rhythmic geniuses.
What I especially love is how they tilt their heads back and make a face like they are changing the world through rhythm! I know beatin’ buckets is a great way to make money, but another great way would be to fill those buckets with paint and get a real job.
bucket drummers are the fucking worst subway performers. them and the cellist that always plays THE SWAN.
things.
